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we're not crazy. we're whimsical.
authors can go on amazing adventures using only a keyboard, a pencil and paper, and their imagination ;)
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A delusion of a weak, easily-subdued mind, that believes there exists a person who has more rights than others, and thus has the ability to dictate what reality is and isn't, or should and shouldn't be.
98% of people believe in 'Authority', whether it be Authority through popularity, financial status, or PHDs earned after decades of blindly following a 'reality' that has been curated for you by others, who fallaciously claim to have Authority.
History, if accurate, has shown time and time again that those who follow the status quo (I.e the majority) are the ones that stop society from progressing and allow atrocities to be committed in the name of preserving a (flawed) paradigm.
Sheep: OMG, did you see the new vaccine mandates?
Chad: Idgaf lol, what authority do mandates have over me?
Sheep: Wtf bigot?? trust the science
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What people hate but don't realize they cant live without it because people are stupid.
Now that authority is gone who will tell what to do?
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the thing that society will always hate and critisize, no matter who is currently 'it'. The thing that keeps people in line. The thing that somehow keeps people recycling and being nice to strangers. This thing is seconded only to Hollywood, which commands much more respect and power. Without it, we would return to being animals, relying only on instincts.
Person 1: Dude i hate the government, and cops and shit, i hate them
Person 2: You cant imagine what would happen without authority dude
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An author can be a writer or creator of anything in which "author" is followed by. It can be used as a dis or a positive comment.
That guy over there, hes the author of douche.
DAMN you see that chick, shes the author of huge tits.
Yo G, I'm the author of crack slang'n.
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A nickname for one's dick and balls.
Friend: dude I've been watching this hot girl on webcam. I think she's about to start stripping!
Me: Damn! Let me know when she does so I can report it to the "authorities".
Friend: are you talking about your junk again?
Me: Hellz yeah!
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The irresistible impulse for one to become an author in one form or another. This impulse often affects even those who have no right being an author.
"Did you hear that Ted is trying to write a book?"
"No! What is he thinking? He can barely string together two words! He must be suffering from Authorism."
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