A dirty homeless asian who lives in oakland in a house made out of cardboard in a alleyway. He plays tf2, quake, and doom. He has feelings for a girl who is a mexican and is fucking stupid and failed freshman math and now is a sophomore taking freshman math. Ayam has a friend called Nick and they are retarded ass niggers screaming "coceless" or "wagwan uncanny". Everyone agrees that nick should be hung on a cross and left to die. he is just a copy of ayam. They have a friend who moved to iowa named Gabe(very autistic). Fun fact everybody thinks he is Filipino but just got niggafied by the suns raze.
Ayam- IM NOT FILIPINO I JUST GOT NIGGAFIED BY THE SUNS UV RAZE
Nick- fr
Gabe- *shows giga chad edit and no one laughs
Ayam’s that kind of friend everyone needs in their life. He’s got a weird sense of humor but can definitely make u cry laugh. Ayams tend to be known for being fruity asf. Might aswell call them in-denial fucking twinks<3
“Omg do you see that guy making out w the police officer?!”
“That’s definitely Ayam.”
it means that the chicken poo is warm. used for someone who forgot to flush their toilet.
kathey : ew, who's the last person used this toilet?
jessica : i just saw that megan just got out of that toilet.
kathey : ugh, she is so hangat-hangat tahi ayam!!