I W T D B I D W T K M S

I want to die but I don’t want to kill my self

Friend: hi how are you?
Me good but I W T D B I D W T K M S
Friend: well shit

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back off b i deadass have this timbs and if you step on this sumbitches imma nut

New York talk for when someone has a fresh new pair of timberland boots and doesn't want anybody to step on them

-Damn those some fine ass shoes g
- Back off b I Deadass have this timbs and if you step on this sumbitches imma nut

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B I J D A F L D M D G F T

An abbreviation for, “Bro, I just dumped a fat load down my dog girlfriend’s throat.”

B I J D A F L D M D G F T. I was epic.

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R. I. B. S.

Riddle. Induced. Bitch. Syndrome.
Comes from women who are usually not considered extremely hot, but because of ERAU's Riddle Vision, They believe they are "hot shit," when on the ranking scale out of 10, they average a 6.

She has a bad case of R. I. B. S. I wish she would shut up and stop thinking she is hot shit. All thanks to Riddle-Vision, that 6 looks like a 10.

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B-W-I-T-Z-I-C-A-N

a man that is white. no. a man that is black. no. a man that is mexican. no. ITS ALL THREE!!

that man is a B-W-I-T-Z-I-C-A-N

N. B. B. C. I. Y. M.

NÏgga big black cock in yo mouth

Wait what so N. B. B. C. I. Y. M.

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BOHICA or B-O-H-I-C-A

The age-old acronym BOHICA or B-O-H-I-C-A (pronounced “bo-hee-ka”) now has two very closely intertwined meanings.
The original meaning “Bend Over, Here It Comes Again” and now “Barack Obama’s Health Insurance Coverage Apocalypse”.

The age-old acronym BOHICA or B-O-H-I-C-A (pronounced “bo-hee-ka”) now has two very closely intertwined meanings.
The original meaning “Bend Over, Here It Comes Again” and now “Barack Obama’s Health Insurance Coverage Apocalypse”.

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