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One whom wields a Turkey Baster in order to create the perfect amount of meat moisture during Thanksgiving.
During Thanksgiving, Grandma dubbed me Master-Baster.
A man who finds extreme pleasure in spraying his seminal fluid all over a woman's face. Usually of Italian or Puerto Rican decent, these deviants are hell bent on "teaching bitches a lesson." This seminal baste lust usually stems from being molested by a male babysitter during adolescence.
Bimbo: That fucking asshole!
Friend: What happened?
Bimbo: I wouldn't let him fuck my ass so he called me a bitch and shot his load all over my face!
Friend: Fucking Face Baster!
Bimbo: Yeah, ten minutes later he was begging for forgiveness and telling me how his older male cousin used to touch him when he was a boy.
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A gay term for a man who likes to cum on or in a younger gay male chicken or twink. Similar to chicken hawk.
Bill fucked 4 twinks this week. He's a real chicken baster.
The sole sperm donor to a woman wishing to get pregnant many times. The babies are conceived through artificial insemination, sometimes nicknamed the turkey baster method.
The mother of the newborn octuplets claims that her babies and the six kids she already has (14 children in all) were all conceived by the master baster, and not different men.
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a turdshake squirted out of a turkey baster
There was a turdition of turdkey bastering on Holi. Some dimwits used to turdkey baster people on the streets during Holi.
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An semi-artificial insemination practice among some urban groups of lesbians when one of their member wants a baby.
They gather a number of their gay male friends/neighbours who all ejaculate into one cup, so paternity can't be nailed down. (the Lezzies want a baby, not a man!)
After stirring the cup's contents well, they use a turkey baster to suck it up then inject it deep into the mother-wannabe's uterus.
Tom: Well, I'm off to jack off for Lizzie's Baster Party
Rick: is that allowed with you not being gay?
Tom: hey, she doesn't know that, & this is the only way any part of me is ever getting inside her sweet pussy!
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Since a turkey baster squirts turkey liquid on a turkey... you figure out the rest
wow! That faggot baster Tom really basted your face didn't he Jeff?!?!
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