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tastes like cream soda!!!
Gimme some of that shit!
no man its expensive material!
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An energy drink that tastes pretty good. More often than not, however, it is purchased for entertainment over taste. That is, no group of people can consume a bottle of Bawls without erupting into a plethora of jokes and puns related to "Balls," a word which shares the same pronunciation as Bawls.
Rick: Mark, do you want to taste my Bawls?
Mark: Nah, I'm not thirsty.
Rick: Joe, do you want to taste my Bawls?
Joe: No, shut up about your Bawls! That stopped being funny three hours ago.
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adj.
1. Crying uncontrollably (rare)
2. Spending extravagant amounts of my "cheese" on shiny objects and over weight females.
3. Having a large amount of money on your person at any given time.
4. Just plain awesome.
5. Consisting of or resembling hair: moss of a hairy texture.
6. Shaving your gouche on a Thursday while high on cocaine during 1980.
e.g.
1. Why is my bitch bawling like a cat that just had its paw cut off.
2. That rapper is bawling! He just paid $200 to get his whore's nails did.
3. I have $40 bucks on me. BAWLING!
4. Barney Stinson. It's going to be LEGEN... wait for it... and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second part is ..DAIRY.
5. That chick's face looks bawling.
6. I was bawling with Dirt Nasty until the stock market plummeted. Year 1980 (MCMLXXX) was a leap year starting on Tuesday.
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Crying your eyes out and nothing and no one can cajole you off the floor where you are thumping your fists.
Like, I was totes bawling when my bestie who is also my housie leaves the, like, country.
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