on the bottle

"Are you on the bottle?" means "Are you drunk?"/"Have you been drinking?" in British English.

John: I think my team is gonna win the trophy this year.
Geoff: Are you on the bottle? They're bottom of the league, they'll never win!

bottle

easier way to say bottle of liquor

person 1-"yo nigga you got the bottle?
person 2-"yeah dawg here"
person 1- "iight just dont let my parents find out"

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The Bottle

An ancient contraption from the indo-china sub continent that is used in modern times by people of indian descent around the world to clean their arse. This is why should you try anal with indian girls because you won't get shit on your nob.

Man: Which hole should i put it in?!
Woman: My bottom!
Man: But i might get shit on my nob!
Woman: Nah i've used the bottle!

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bottle

To break a bottle over someone's head, usually done from behind; great way to start a bar fight.

"Dude, shut the fuck up before I bottle you!"

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Bottle

a word used by people in the know to describe two of anything. Usually only used by ticket touts or bookmakers

1. have you got any tickets
2. i've got a bottle
1. nah mate i need a carpet (carpet being three in the same parlance)

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bottle

To "bottle" is to force someone to vacate a stage during a public performance, by throwing a hail of drink bottles at them. A variation is to piss in said bottles first. Popular at the Reading Festival.

Dude! 50 Cent got totally bottled at the Reading Festival.

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bottles

Person with very large glasses resembling bottle caps. Usually likes men. Goes by the nickname B Caps.

Bottles was on his knees.

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