Baby

A word used to describe your best friend who you love more than anything

I love Sara. She's my baby.

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Baby

the worst STD known to man.

Did you hear about Allie? Yeah, I heard she caught baby.

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Baby

1) It's what's for dinner!

2) the other other white meat!

I want my babyback babyback babyback babyback babyback ribs.... Chili's babyback ribs!

Or

Tell ya what Doctor Evil... You can keep your money. But I get the baby

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Baby

a annoying tiny child that cry’s on airplanes

(baby crying on plane)

(mom)”hush little baby don’t say a word”

(some random)”someone drop kick that baby before i do

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Baby

A small crying bald thing, with a cord coming out of its belly, usually wailing its eyes out and swinging at everyone because it was TOASTY WARM in its moms stomach. At least 'till mommy pushed and the doctor pulled it out.

Dude, www.urbandictionary.com could totally have my first born baby. I mean, what would I do with it?

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Baby

A baby is parasite a girl usually receives after having unprotected sex.

Girlfriend: Im being attacked by a parasite.
Boyfriend: Eww, where'd u get it?
Girlfriend: You.
Boyfriend: How?
Girlfriend: You know how, i'm gonna name the baby Taylor.

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Baby

A young inexprienced dumbass especially a teenager who thinks that they know everything about the damn world but don't know shit.
Any grown ass person that is lacking maturity and responbility in thier life

Morgan Freeman: Ok Sams Im going to go back on my word just this once and let you back into my school because you're still a baby and you don't know shit.
Father: You think you're a man now son
Son: Im 18 and I do what I want to
Father: Remember one thing son as long as you're in my house and you're in high school your'e still a baby dumbass

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