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nothin but pure rap goodness on nothin but the best rap album out there baby called Word of Mouf by Luda.
while you'll be sittin at home pickin ya boogers and flickin em
A deviant sexual act. The act of a man ejaculating onto a glass table while a women lies underneath watching the show, before both parties snort the semen hard into the nasal cavity, before forcing it out of the eye socket......looking like tears
Yo, Jiminy, I proper did the Cry Baby with your sister last night!!
Def 1: When something "makes baby Jesus cry," it means that that something is considered unpleasant, controversial, and/or evil by a certain person or group of people. Yes, and those people may include fundies, who are so into that Jesus thing.
Def 2: The term can also refer to something one may love and enjoy that another person or group may consider evil and/or unpleasant.
Def 3: Moreover, to "make baby Jesus cry" means to do anything(for pleasure or not for pleasure) that certain people consider unpleasant, controversial, and/or evil.
Examples of things that make baby Jesus cry:
Def 1:
Wars, greed, sex, corruption, and power hungriness make baby Jesus cry.
George W. Bush makes baby Jesus cry.
9/11 really made baby Jesus cry.
AOL makes baby Jesus cry.
Bill Clinton's sex scandal with Monica Lewinsky made baby Jesus cry.
The most recent Star Wars Episode 1 and 2 movies sucked so bad, they made baby Jesus cry.
Def 2:
I really love Emperor, Dimmu Borgir, and alot of Norwegian black metal! Their music is so evily awesome it makes baby Jesus cry!
The sex that I had with that hot buxom girl last night was so passionately raw and wild, it made baby Jesus cry!
Def 3:
Timothy McVeigh really made baby Jesus cry when he bombed the Oklahoma Federal Building.
So did the terrorist hijackers on 9/11.
Tonight I am going to make baby Jesus cry by screwing that man's hot wife.
This is da best fuckin rap song ever created in da world. Written by the best rappa Ludacris.
Cry babies go hooooome.
Melanie Martinez’ fandom a crry baby
Y/n/ ONG ARE YOU A CRY BABY?
Someone: yes! You?
Y/n: ofc!
Person 1 "Did you see the way Cam Newton acted after Super Bowl 50?"
Person 2 "Yeah, he's just a Big Cry Baby."
A younger sibling who exaggerates an injury to get an older sibling in trouble with their parents
Mom: why did you hurt Jonathan?
Me: I barely touched him, he's just being a cry-baby Jackson