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While receiving oral sex from a woman, on her hands and knees, the man uses four fingers to reach into her butthole. The man then uses all his strength to lift the woman by her anus, while using his other hand to keep her head in place.
Ties in nicely with Alaskan FireDragon.
Guy: hey man, I tried out Andrews trick!
Guy 2: what? The reverse backhoe!?
Guy: yeah man, destroyed her anus!
A man with a shovel, used to dig trenches and pits around energized buried power lines where machine digging is not allowed.
Senior guy: "So I think the cable is damaged here. Well, better get the Georgia Backhoe going and dig it up"
Junior guy: "How long will it take for them to get here with the backhoe?"
Senior guy: "Here is your shovel."
when a male in a sexual relationship continuously hits it from the back and never changes positions.
"hows joey been?"
"meh, the sex is kinda boring. never really changes positions."
"he must like your ass a lot then!
"nah, he's just a backhoe loader
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Derived from "DitchWitch", the backhoe (ie. a piece of construction equipment), this term has become a popular insult in certain circles.
Man, you're a ditch-witchin' backhoe!
What a ditch-witchin' backhoe!
Now that's a ditch-witchin' backhoe if I've ever seen one!
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An evil machine, normally found at construction sites, hellbent on finding your internet and removing it. Most hated machine in the IT realm.
That Fiber Seeking Backhoe totally took down my internet yesterday!
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It's an evil machine hell bent on finding your internet and removing it
A fiber seeking backhoe refers to a backhoe that takes down communication services. Fiber cuts commonly cause Internet outages, usually caused by someone using a backhoe cutting an underground fiber cable.
OMGBBQ, the fiber-seeking backhoe took down my Internets!
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Verb.
Def: While a female is giving oral sex to their partner, she scoops the balls with her free hand in a "Backhoe-ish"
type motion and then proceeds to wiggle fingers while testicles are in hand to promote ejaculation.
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Jim says,"...so I was banging ole girl last night. She started to blow me and then like a thief in the night, backhoe spirit fingures me like she was in Bring It On 8. Long story short I peed in her butt..."