A bitch who you can't show off to your friends, you'll get with her, but you won't show her off. Antonym of a Frontyard/porch bitch.
Guy 1: You see max is getting with stacey?
Guy 2: Yeah she's a backyard bitch, he doesn't take her anywhere.
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I better wash my ass my boyfriend might want a backyard taco tonight
Uninvited individuals that spend an uncomfortable amount of time in your backyard.
Everytime I come home those backyard goofs are all over the place.
Giving your mate a vigorous fisting. Typically involves lubricating both left and right fists and respective forearms then punching both fists into that ass like Floyd Mayweather on a gym punching bag.
After lubing up his fists, Armondo did a little backyard boxing on Sonja's tight little brown winker. By round three, Sonja came with a TKO.
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Friends getting together in one backyard, and beating the living shit out of each other, usually complimented by weapons, such as garbage can lids, chairs, and even the occasional 2x4
He just beat the crap outta him.
Where?
Well, last night, at they're backyard wrestling show, Monday Night Savage.
Oh, Cool!
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When doing a girl from behind (doggie style) take out an already prepared BBQ meal (preferably ribs or pulled pork) and use her back as a table and plate.
Hey Bill, I gave my girl a backyard BBQ.
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Trina was a backyard betty, she tried to have sex with me in a mcdonalds bathroom urinal.
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