Awesomeness in the form of strips of pork, that tastes sooo good it makes your day better!
Jeff: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Lou: Too bad dude...you want some bacon?
Jeff: Hells yeah. F**k her anyway I do what I please..mmm tasty
The greatest thing known to the human race.
"Hey Joe, whats your favorite food?"
"Bacon. Duh."
1. An oppressed person or group.
2. The most oppressed and hated group on Roblox.
No more oppression! Rise up, all my Bacons rise up!
How did those team C Bacons win the game?
Nobody loves me, everybody hates me. Such is the life...of a Bacon.
The main reason you are not a vegetarian
That bacon was so good I swear I could never be a vegetarian
n. A UK prison slang term. its an umbrella term for grasses (informants), nonces (pedophiles and rapists).
Prisoner 1: "Did you hear what Bob did today when the bacons were out in the C block exercise yard?
Prisoner 2: "No, what happened?"
Prisoner 1: "He threw the contents of his slops bucket out his window all over a group of them walking underneath."
Prisoner 2: "HAHAHAHAHA, serves them right the scum-filth-bastards that they are. They gonna stink for a week!!"
Or: "When that bacon 'Jimmy-the -grass' comes out of his cell for association today, plug him with this shank"
Person 1: I haven't eaten in Days
Person 2: Have some Bacon
Person 1: Thats the Best Food ever!!