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to inflict substantial damages via alternating fists with enough force and speed as to cause extensive facial and cranial damage to the receiver.
Epic Beard Man pummeled Tyrone with the Speed Bag Hammers.
The feeling you get when you have passionate sex and your balls hurt from smacking into your partner. They hit off them like a person hits a speed bag in boxing.
"I woke up with speed bag balls after a night of rough sex with my girlfriend"
When you cinch your nut sack with a zip tie extremely tight and let your partner go to town like prime mayweather
Peter- my girl gave me the Berlin Speed Bag last night.
Mitch- you need a testacuzi now my guy
The act of licking an enlarged hemroid.
My buddy got totally wasted and gave this fat chick a soggy speed bag.
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When a post-operative transsexual aggressively masturbates with particular attention paid to their repurposed glans which is now LARPing as a clitoris. Because of the violent nature of the act the neobean will often experience trauma and in extreme cases fall off.
Diana, "Did you hear what happened to jon?"
Jennifer, "No, what did he do now?"
Diana, "He was speed-bagging his neobean so furiously it popped off and rolled away!"
Jennifer, "Wow, did he find it?"
Diana, "Don't think so. Rexy was seen licking his chops so it doesn't look good."
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When a lady squats above you whilst you are laying flat and attempts to give you a Cleveland steamer, you immediately react by applying an uppercut to the lady's rectum and forcing the would be Mr. Hanky back from wence it came.
I was with this crazy ass freak last night! She tried to give me the ole' Cleveland steamer so I gave her the New Jersey Speed Bag instead!
One of the most talented Speed Baggers in the world.... him the SCISSOR HAND Salute and he will give ya a tee shirt.
Adam Solomon Is SBSH, Speed Bag Scissor Hands, comedian, actor, celebrity, superstar and entertainer extraordinare.
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