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An individual who displays an abnormal level of dick-like behavior that is equivalent to the accumulate quantity of dickness retained by a crowd of dicks filling up an official sized football stadium. The word 'bag' is merely a figure of speech and is not to be taken literally, as the amount of dickenss that a 'bag of dicks' exhibits far exceeds the limited space that a bag carries.
Dude I don't wanna go drinking with John tonight... last week he got so drunk he started a fight with the cashier over a penny, broke the door on his way out, and slapped a random guy in the face with a slim jim. He's a real bag of dicks!!!
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Something that Lorena Bobbitt collects.
OMG!! Sally, I went to Lorena's house the other day and she had a bag of dicks!!!
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A bag of which 10+ dicks are sucked while wrapped in tape together.
That Cusinato broad over there was mowing a bag of dicks
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Used to describe what you would yell at a person if they were acting "dickish". There are approximately 27 dicks in one bag.
You sir, can eat a bag of dicks!
bag of dicks dicks 27 dicks bag-o-dicks
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A bag of dicks is a phrase coined to combat a bag of pussies. The term "bag of pussies" comes from the act of tying up kittens, putting them in a plastic garbage bag and throwing them off of a dock. Since there are far more dicks than pussies on Earth, it was necessary to add the phrase. It has also been used to described a bar full of assholes who can't take yes for an answer.
Yes. You're a dick. A bag of dicks.
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noun/adjective
Peter Steele's voice, likeness, face, and band type-o Negative.
Also a term stating something is really, REALLY bad.
"Did you hear that Peter Steele died?!!"
"Yeah man, I heard he choked on a bag of dicks"
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Noun/Adjective. distressing; shocking:
extremely unpleasant; deplorable; disgusting:
The 2016 President Elect's appointed staff is a real bag of dicks.
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