Rural Dictionary

bahama momma

Wow she definatly looks like a bahama momma

by Fishbitch July 27, 2015

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A sausage made by the Schmidt's family Sausage Haus in Columbus, Ohio. The Bahama Mama is advertised as being a spicy smoked sausage, they even have a Mild Mama for those who can't handle the heat of the Bahama Mama.

Only, the Bahama Mama is one of the most tasteless bland food products that you could ever have the misfortune of eating.

Schmidt's offering a "less" spicy version (the Mild Mama) of the Bahama Mama is like offing a less alcoholic version of bottled spring water.

That fat, buck-toothed, nappy headed ho is about as hot as a Bahama Mama.

by Dublinsaab February 26, 2008

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Bahama Moma

1)The most beautiful woman to ever grace your eyes or this forsaken planet. 2) A pseudo name for the most beautiful woman to ever grace your eyes or this forsaken planet while texting and pretending its a radio. 3) A true gift from God.

1) Check out that Bahama Moma over there. 2) Breaker breaker, come in Bahama Moma come in; over.

by TheDeadSea January 27, 2015

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bahama breezer

A fart performed in hot weather that is a welcomed breeze on the face and/or genitals of bystanders.

A trained breezer can actually cause icicles to form on the hair of the breezee with the cold air pushed out of his or her anus.

Hey, Carl, I'm really starting to sweat down here. Can you do a Bahama Breezer on my dong real quick?

by The Earl of Breezer May 13, 2007

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Bahama Eagle Squeak

while having intercourse with a girl on a cruise to the Bahamas, that you took with your parents, you orgasm, and your voice squeaks. She proceeds to stop and quickly puts her clothes on and walks out. You see her many times around the ship along the duration of the cruise, and its very awkward.

person 1: "hey man how was the cruise?"
person 2: "it was good man, but i was doin this girl and let out a Bahama Eagle Squeak....it was all over from then."

by studebaker5 January 9, 2013

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