Quantum Balkan Theory describes the theory that any attempted discussion of the 1991-2001 Balkan Yugoslavian wars will end up confusing everyone involved due to the complex and sometimes senseless nature of the conflicts
At this point, the group of geography nerds decided to just move on to another topic as they had quickly succumbed to quantum balkan theory when the borders of Croatia and Serbia were brought up.
A disgusting YouTuber who is fatphobic, misogynistic, and fatherless who is also friends with gigacheddar
Balkan gains has been banned off of YouTube
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The existential dread followed directly after being immersed into Balkan culture and returning back to your native country.
"The utter lack of Burek, Rakija and 2nd hand smoke are the main catalyst for a period of Post-Balkan Depression, also known as PBD"
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Balkan Loving is when a Balkan man TRULY shows his love for a woman by Raping her. The women commonly can not resist the man as the loving is highly respected and so brilliant
Balkan Loving is...
Filip: OMG Faya is sooooo buff
Lazar: Yea, i know i would give her some true Balkan Loving!!
***Lazar Gives the fair lady some Balkan Loving***
Filip: Daaaamn look at her walk, you sureee did give her true balkan loving
Lazar: aaah yeaaaaaa
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licking your finger, then putting it in someone's a$$hole, then licking your finger again to see how healthy they are or aren't.
"You stink Frenk. Better get a Balkan oil check and lay off the corn been and stick to the veggies for a while."
Dodge's Balkan Quarters is a server made up by some absolute chads that have destroyed servers such as jaratia and do nothing than shitpost and be funny, if you're a member of this server you probably are 6'5, well built, smart and a red pilled alpha male
Yo dude are you from Dodge's balkan quarters
No dude, I'm a beta male Jaratian
Wow what a shame, really disappointed in you
I'm sorry for being a jaratian
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When your fucking a girl in the mouth and you stick your hand all the way their ass and beat yourself off by impaling her
I just gave my girlfriend a balkan powder keg and she died.
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