Ballet

A form of dance that works on balance and flexiblity.

I just started ballet and i already feel more balanced.

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ballet

1. The quantity of muscles divided by body size.

2. A series of rigorous activities to build huge muscles on tiny people.

Most people are bad at ballet.

I often wish I was better at ballet. Or had more ballet. Or however you grammarize it.

Look at that dude, he has a high ballet.

Ballet

Paying someone lots of money to torture you

Bertha: do you like pina coladas?
Gary: getting caught in the rain
Ballet: if you’re not into yoga
Bob: if you have half a brain

Ballet

In the fold where the scrotum meets the inner thigh lies a secure place to put contraband (drugs, money, ID, etc...). Similar to a wallet/billfold the scrotum and inner thigh hold items snugly due to the fold or crease.

Can I use your bathroom quick, I need to grab somethin' outta my ballet.

Damn, did you see how dude was walking; definitely put too much in his ballet.

Hey, did you have this in your ballet? It reeks like balls!

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ballet

A type of dance and movement.

Ballet classes

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Ballet

Self torture

Yesterday I almost died doing ballet.

ballet

The word inserted by the "auto-correct" tool on an iPhone when one attempts to use the word "baller" in a text message, resulting in much confusion. Now commonly used in speech of iPhone users as a substitute for the actual word "baller".

Text message: "Your shoes today are so ballet!"

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