Dirty Banana Peel

When you have sex wearing a condom and cum in it. You then put the condom in your partners mouth and have them suck your load out.

The other night I pulled off my rubber shoved it in my girl's mouth and made her suck on the dirty banana peel

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Banana Peel Sundae

A Sundae made with banana peels instead just the banana

Billy: Hey wanna try some of my banana split sundae?

Bob: Yeah, Right!Banana split sundaes are For Losers, Banana peel sundaes are better!

Billy: oh

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Banana Peel Dick

1. A word to describe Dan Browns reproductive organs.

2. A term for nasty, grotesque, god awful disgusting male genitalia.

3. Male genitalia that have become deformed due to multiple sexual relations with women that have multiple STD's

You better get that treated, or you're gonna get banana peel dick like Dan Brown.

Did you see the banana peel dick on that guy?!?

Dude, you gotta watch who you sleep with or you're gonna get banana peel dick.

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banana peel special

the act of put the banana peel in the girl's vag, eating her out with it, and then putting it on as a condom to fuck her

She orgasamed as i did the banana peel special

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banana peel fairy

A magical creature that breaks into your home at night when you sleep with a banana peel under your pillow. The fairy then takes the banana peel and proceeds to eat a sleeve of ritz crackers in your bed next to you, leaving crumbs everywhere.

I cant wait for the banana peel fairy to crumb up my bed tonight. Fuck yea!

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Ripe Banana Peel Back

The back and forth hand action of a hand job given to a man with a erect, curved, and uncircumsized penis.

Lou's girlfriend offered to give him a hand job while driving home from the party. She whipped out his throbbing hard cock and gave him a Ripe Banana Peel Back.

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Slip me with the banana peel

When a person tries to trick or fool someone with obvious false information that is immediately proved to be a ruse. This originated from a slippery banana peel unfurled on the ground that is commonly seen in Nintendo’s “Mario Kart”.

Keith: Hey Ryan, your car is getting towed!
Ryan: No it’s not. I can see my car out the window. Pshhh! Don’t try to slip me with the banana peel!

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