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When you fuck a girl in the ass, fuck her tits and jizz on them. The dick is the banana, shit= chocolate, jizz=whipped cream, and her nipples are the cherries.
Damn, Becky must have been really horny when she requested that banana split...then she instantly regretted it when I asked her to eat it.
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When an object is inserted inside of the penis causing it to rupture and split in to 2. Subsequently leading to a lot of pain for the male.
Danny: “damn. I heard Angela gave Gary a banana split last night!”
Luke: “ well gues I won’t be getting any D for awhile. darn”
When you accidentally almost stick it in the back gate, and you have to maneuver quickly.
Guy 1: OMG I fucked her last night but it got so awkward
Guy 2: Why dude?
Guy 1: I had to banana split it was dark in her room
In a sexual context : it involves inserting a (pealed) banana into a girls rectum prior to engaging in anal sex. Afterwards, a bowl is used to catch the result, a lukewarm mixture of jiz, mushed banana and excrement.
Doing a Banana split is quite popular in latin-american countries. A friend of mine did one in Cuba the other day.
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A homosexual sex act between two men, where both partners spread their legs and rub genitalia together.
ie- Male Scissoring
"Hey hunk, wanna go home and do The Banana Splits?"
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A woman or man that uses a banana to pleasure herself or himself.
I'm going to treat myself to a banana split tonight.
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Your guy comes over, he give you his banana and you ask him to leave right after.
Honey, come over and give me a banana split, I need to get to work early tomorrow.
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