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(1) What occurs when one awakes with a throbbing fuck stick and must point it directly upward and be secured by the elastic band of ones underwear, to avoid sight.
Dude, I woke up today with morning wood, and I have a raging bandit right now.
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The world's dumbest cat and my cat. If you think your cat is dumb just meet mine. He is black and white and likes to fly like a possum.
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A person who had to deal drugs
Bandit:I once had to deal drugs
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Anyone or anything who wanks. Is usually usually used right after one is caught wanking.
He is a Bandit.
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