Like Baptizing A Cat

Extremely difficult and painful.

Dealing with a Karen in your workplace is like baptizing a cat.

baptize

alternative to n*****-lipped the blunt

Damn son you baptized it

Baptize

From Greek baptizien:
To affect thoroughly for purification, to renew or establish a relationship with God.

Implication:

Jesus was baptised on the cross at Calgary because He was thouroughly affected by 'the payment of the ransom held by Satan for humanities sin' and His love was purified (void of hate), and humanity could now renew or establish a relationship with Him; God; our Father; our Creator.

"And I myself did not know him, but the one who sent me to baptize with water told me, ‘The man on whom you see the Spirit come down and remain is the one who will baptize with the Holy Spirit.’"
John 1:33 NIV

baptized by freedom

When a Bald Eagle shits on your head while flying over you.

Mike was baptized by freedom while he was looking up to see a Bald Eagle fly overhead.