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Fanboys of soccer/football team FC Barcelona. Aka the people that didn't accept The Barca (a game with the scoreline of 8-2) as a word. They are known to use any excuse to justify losing, despite the fact 10/10 times they do it as well I.e. Vardrid, but the year before they'd deny any claims of Varcelona. The Camp Nou is their mating ground and where most of them communicate, if not online.
1: Hey bro I'm going to watch the game tonight
2: watch out for the Barcelona fanboys, they won't let you say *anything* about their great team
1: I'll be careful
1 was later found dead in a fountain outside the Camp Nou
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An absolutely brilliant football team who play one of the most attractive football in the world. Barcelona was founded in 1899 and has since become a Catalan institution which henceforth brought foward the club's motto "Més que un club"(More than a club). They are currently coached by Frank Rijkaard who has brought forth much talent such as Ronaldinho, Eto'o, Deco, Lionel Messi and youngsters Gio dos Santos and Bojan Krkic. FC Barcelona is the pride of Catalonian football.
FC Barcelona fan 1: Did you see Barca smash that team on the weekend?
FC Barcelona fan 2: Yeah, Barca ate them up for breakfast, lunch and tea.
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The performer wets their finger and starts rimming the human instrument's asshole. When the pressure is right, the instrument farts, producing a pure tone. With practice full songs can be replicated.
The maestro performed the Pokemon Theme Song in B Flat-ulence with the Barcelona Bathtub technique.
Futbol Club Barcelona are a club from Spain that competes in the top flight of Spain (LaLiga). Barcelona are known for producing great talents from La Masia (the club's academy), such as Lionel Messi, Jordi Alba, and Sergio Busquets, and their rivalry with Real Madrid (dubbed El Clasico). They have one of the largest fan bases in the world, and those fans call themselves "Culers". They boast 27 LaLiga titles, and 5 UEFA Champions League trophies.
I think FC Barcelona are better than Real Madrid right now, they've just won a LaLiga trophy!
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One of, if not THE GREATEST FOOTBALL TEAM EVER. Players like Maradona, Cryuff, Ronaldo Nazario, Henry, Neymar, Eto. And even players that graduated from their academy namely Iniesta, Xavi AND THE GREATEST FOOTBALLER OF ALL TIME Lionel Messi. They are particularly know from their 2009 seasons winning all six trophies and their play style the Tiki Taka. The legendary coach and Player Pep Guardiola used this to boost Barcelona into becoming The Greatest Club Ever.
They are based in Spain, Barcelona with the biggest football stadium known as Camp Nou. They have a large fanbase and they are some times called "Barca".
Did you watch Fc Barcelona yesterday, Ronaldo didn't have a chance!
Fc Barcelona are the Champions Of Europe!
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FC Barcelona or FCB is considered to be the BEST football club in the world. But it's going through hard times like any other club. No body hates Barça except Spanishs, *especially Madrid fans*. The best footballer of all time plays in barça "Lionel Messi". And a lot of great played there too, Barcelona are known for producing non-humans like Eto'o, Messi, Iniesta, Xavi, Cruyff, Koeman, Neymar and many others
Fan #1: Yoo have you watched Barça's match against insert club name they did decent.
Fan #2: yeah FC Barcelona are the best club in the world, but we still lost to Bayern..
Fan #3 we are shit.
Fan #1 & #2: Yes.
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Relating to Penis Size: Too big
The elephant had Kenneth Barcelona length.
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