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(mouth darts): These small darts are held in the mouth and blown into the face of an opponent as a surprise attack. Up to 10 of them can be carried in the mouth. They can be fired singly or all at once. Obviously, since the darts are carried in the mouth, they cannot be poisoned (unless the ninja is willing to suffer the effects of the poison as well). Furthermore, the darts have a very poor range and are almost never effective against any type of armor; wielders of this weapon suffer a -6 penalty to the attack roll when firing at an armored target. However, these darts do have the advantage of surprise and distraction because they are a hidden weapon.
"These are some pretty cool Fukimi-bari! If only we were in the Amazon where we could find some poisonous frogs to make them even more deadly (since we are ninjas... we can do that). Then we could blow these mouth darts with our water drinkers and effectively hit out target" Said Nate.
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When you cant get your words out because youre too excited and you start to stutter.
Wow look at Stella's b b b b bre bre breasts.
I I I I I want to fffffffuck her tttitties.....
Fuck ive just done a dirty Bari
An instrument played by men with unusual sexual attractions to music.
Logan played his bari sax while listening to it's sexy music
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I DON'T MIND HIM MARRYING MY SISTER BECAUSE HE IS A "CUSHTY BARI CHARVA"
Baris is a boy who’s from turkey. He’s a definition of a Turkish monkey. Baris is a guy who at the gym says “let’s go do push-ups” but will fight you cuz he gets no bitches. Baris is also the kind of guy who sprays you with water because he thinks it’s “cool.” I personally fucking hate baris because he’s a Turkish monkey. Worse than black monkeys are Turkish monkeys. Baris is also the kind of guy who won’t fight for his country because he’s a pussy. I hope Lebanon bombs his house one day inshallah!
Adam: Have y’all seen baris the Turkish monkey?
Zulf: no he’s probably hiding from the Turkish army so he doesn’t have to do his military service!
gary bary pary is not your average kid. he is a suicidal kid with no interest in anything. he is extremely gay. if you see him, call police as his dad may be kim jong un.
Friend 1: Who's that kid? Maybe we should say hi.
Friend 2: NO dont its gary bary pary
The punchline to the joke: Guess who just wrote a book on antisemitism?
Bari Weiss is a raging antisemite who should not be writing books on antisemitism.
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