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The act of two Baristas rubbing their visors together in an affectionate way.
When we're finished making these Mochas come over here and give me a Barista Kiss!
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An espresso machine operator, who possesses not only exceptional skill in producing the finest quality espresso shots and drinks from the materials given (freshly ground coffee, water, espresso machine), but also possesses charisma, confidence and general aplomb with customers and co-workers in the espresso bar environment.
Compare with ninja barista.
That rockstar barista at Hines pulled me one of the best shots I've had in months, after giving me heaps of 'tude.
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The Barista Special is when a male Barista will pass the time during his tiring, difficult day job by occasionally stroking himself during the afternoon slow hours, accumulating his semen in a milk jug of his choosing. He will wait until an innocent, unaware customer places an order before pulling their shot and reaching over to his seedy milk jug, placing it under the steam wand and starting to steam the mixture of his potential children and leftover milk until it reaches a consistency he deems appropriate. He will then finish the coffee, using his milky swimmer potion to create some late art upon his creation, preferably in the shape of a beautiful swan. Once the cum coffee is finished, he will deliver it to the customer, standing behind the counter and watching as they start to drink his sick concoction, stroking himself to the sight. The customer is disgusted with the taste, and will throw the coffee away, in most cases leaving a complaint. This is the best part for the Barista. He gets off on the degradation. This will force the Barista to ejaculation, and he will retrieve his milk jug, and begin the process again.
Barista: “Dude, today is kinda slow! Might get time this afternoon for a Barista Special.”
Coworker: “I’m serious, Darren. Get some fucking help before I, honest to god, submit you to an institution myself.”
an opportunity for baristas to come together and pull shots, learn more, and essentially nerd out for one or more days. Those that drive ridiculous distances to attend these as possible are considered to be 'jam whores'
"Dude, are you going to the barista jam next weekend? I heard there's gonna be a latte art throw down!"
"No...it's like 7 hours away! I'm not a jam whore like you."
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A female (the male term would be baristo) who holds up the line at a fast food soda fountain because she fills her drink then leaves it in the way so she can get a lid, sugar, straw, etc. instead of moving the drink out of the way.
She doesn't care that she's in the way and holding up the line. In fact, she may feel so important that she is entitled to do this!
It's the same kind of conceit that one finds in people talking on cell phones while driving too slowly and not paying attention to others.
All I want is a coke! I wish that soda barista would hurry up and get out of the way.
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Ejaculating into a glass and stirring it vigorously until foaming occurs. You then empty the glass onto your partner's face.
Dang brother, you better put a tarp down before you give her the ol' Foamy Barista.
Another term for flight attendant.
the flight barista came by with the cart with the food