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n. Sexual desire encouraged by light or moderate alcohol intake, specifically beer or lager. Not to be confused with with the embarrassing carnal instincts of those who are completely pissed as they are rendered incapable, men suffer the brewer's droop.
Big girl in the red dress, she's just trying to impress us
and she's got the Barley Fever but she doesn't make a sound.
She's just hanging around.
Song by The Stranglers, 1976.
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When someone leaves their beer unattended, dip your ball sack in it, and have someone take pictures while your doing it. After they return and proceed to drink the beer, show them the picture of your coin purse balls deep in their frosty suds.
Flounder just went to the bathroom and left his beer on the table, lets Barley Dip him.
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It's a noun that describes the state of existence where one's b’s, m’s, n’s, and d’s, among other letters, phonetically sound either the same or flip plopped in pairs because of a heavily congested nose.
Grandma: Cad you get be sub soup dear? I cad’t mreathe nrhough by dose ad all, I caught a cold add I cad’t boove.
Katherine: Hold on, did you say “can you get me some soup dear, I can’t breathe through my nose at all, I caught a cold and I can’t move?”.
Grandma: Brecisedly!
Katherine: Haha! Oh boy!…sounds like you got a bad case of the Mob Barley grandma! I’ll go get you your soup in a jiffy!
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George Barley a depressed boy in foster care who lost his Dad and Mom and needs no support from anyone Ok...
If you see..."HIM" tell him you're sorry George Barley and pat his head he likes it
The Puppy Barley Club - yes. The Puppy Barley Club is a company that makes "Health Care" items, mostly nonsensical items such as Oil of Myrrh, styles, leather goods, inner bippies, and royal furniture.
The Puppy Barley Club- yes. The Puppy Barley Club. What you see, feel and feel.
its an excessive amount of gas and or bowel movements that is caused by a night of drinking beer.
seriously dude I've had barley butt all day!
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Character from the nathan barley show origanally named cunt for obvious reasons. Steriotypical middle-upper class dick head hu thinks he's "it" or "the shit"
However much i hate him tho, love the show, and feel strangely attracted to the dikhead.
"OMG i've just realise hu stuart is like NATHAN BARLEY!!"
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