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Baseball

A very strategic, complicated, and hard sport to play, but is sure fun to watch.

Lately, not only does America play baseball, but so does Japan, Cuba, Dominican Republic, austraila, South Africa and other countrys compete in something called the World Baseball Classic, kinda like the World Cup only it is a lot more fun to watch.

Many people find baseball boring which is untrue. Baseball is about 10X better to watch if your watching your favorite team play, which is why many TV Stations are based on one baseball team and many baseball announcers are biased for there favorite team. If your not watching your favorite team, then yeah, baseball is boring as hell.

European people can have they're soccer, cuz the Western Hemisphere, Asia, Australia, and South Africa are crazy over baseball not only making it America's pastime, but making it the world's pastime

by Spikesy May 29, 2006

167πŸ‘ 186πŸ‘Ž


Baseball

A shitty sport for kids who aren’t athletic and can’t run more than 20 feet, requires no skill, and are all douche bags who hate on other sports because they have to compensate for the shitty sport that they play

β€œHey that kid over there plays baseball, oh wait that means he’s a fag”

by Unexplained Smellz May 18, 2019

19πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


Baseball

Baseball is a game that smokers play while smoking marijuana. You hold in the smoke from every hit you take and the first one who breathes the smoke out loses

My lungs are stronger then all my friends i beat all my friends in baseball

by Da Bay Go Crazy December 7, 2008

51πŸ‘ 51πŸ‘Ž


Baseball

a sport mostly populated by gays and bisexuals..

Cameron Frezon was playing baseball knew he was gay

by hhhhahhhdhaidhaidhiahd March 15, 2016

12πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Baseball

The act of using a one-hitter or dugout and a bat in order to smoke marijuana.

Hey Chris, JJ and I are going out for a game of baseball.

by smokeabowl November 17, 2006

47πŸ‘ 51πŸ‘Ž


Baseball

The art of running around in circles.

Wow look at that guy run around in the circle!

by PUNX April 9, 2005

107πŸ‘ 146πŸ‘Ž


Baseball

A sport that id for fat losers that dont have enough energy to run around a lacrosse field. And is basically just an excuse to sit around and chew while wearing gay ass sun glasses. It is also the most BORING sport to watch on the face of the planet. Not to mention they are the second biggest pussies in the world second to soccer players, you got hit with a baseball big deal, try getting hit with a rubber ball filled with cement at 100mph.

" Hey look at those baseball fags"!
Baseball player1 "Hey wanna go do some chew"
Baseball player2 "Sure, can I wear my gay 5$ gas station glasses"?
Baseball player1 " sure and maybe we can have butt sex after, and talk about how much we hate lacrosse".

by LAXBRO69! September 28, 2010

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