no name basis

Sharing time and/or space with someone whom you moderately appreciate or have absolutely no respect for to the point of not remembering or deliberately forgetting their name.

Pouet: So, who you out with last night?
Tuatil: Arh! A bunch of jerk-offs. I wasted a whole evening with a load of idiots.
Pouet: Really? Who?
Tuatil: Can't remember. I'm on a no name basis with'em.

or

Rebacci: How's your new roommate Jelad?
Jelad: Alright I guess. We're on a no name basis which shows how much time I spend at home with her!

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Masi Basi

A person who is perfect in every way, they are awesome and intelligent. A person who’s existence lightens up your day

“That guy over there, he’s a real Masi Basi”

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BASIS Independent Brooklyn

A school in Red Hook, Brooklyn, full of retarded people who are also fake. They are mostly liberals and brag about their hamptons homes and all their “hypebeast” clothing. They are all very spoiled and entitled and cry if they don’t get what they want. Some of them also so drugs in the bathroom and smoke weed because they think it makes them look cool.

Aaron: Where did you go to school?
Michael: BASIS Independent Brooklyn.
Aaron: Ohhh. That school is full of asshole rich kids, right?
Michael: Yup.

Need-to-ho basis

A method of restricting information with a trick, one-night-stand, hookup, fuckbuddy, jumpoff. Information is generally limited to any of the following: first name, screenname, apartment number, STD status, and penis size.

"You've been going over his place a lot. What's his story?"
"Girl, hell if I know. He could have a wife, three kids, and five grandbabies for all I know. We on a need-to-ho basis."

trial basis friendship

when you accept someone back as your friend for a trial period. That is, they sucked it up as your friend for a while so you are giving them a chance to redeem themselves.

Sally didn't call me once over break but I'm giving her a trial basis friendship to see if she can get her stuff together and be a real friend.

need-to-know basis

Fairly self-explainatory, a tight security method in which information is only given to those who can present a good case for knowing about a project.

The example is classified, and given out on a need-to-know basis only. Obviously, it isn't funny.

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first name basis

When you know someone well enough that you call them by their first name.

I had known Mrs. Jones so long I always called her Martha. We are on a first name basis.

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