Basketball

A slutty girl that tends to hook up with five or more guys at a party. Called a "Basketball" because five guys pass her around and score.

Mike: Man, Bridget sure has made out with a lot of guys tonight.

Wes: Yeah, she's turning into a real basketball.

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The act of pushing a female's head up and down while she is performing a blowjob, resembling the motion of bouncing a basketball on the ground.

"Yo did she suck your dick last night?"
"Hell yea brah I played basketball with that bitch!"

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What boys do during men’s wrestling season

Basketball player: practice was so hard yesterday

Wrestler: tell me about it

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Basketball

The only American sport which has managed to catch on almost everywhere on Earth, due to the absence of gayness, obesity, laziness and stupidity among athletes and fans which characterise other American sports.

Actually the only sport which can claim to be a true American sport, being the only mainstream sport to have its roots in the US.

Due to the presence of dribbling, individual creativity and a general emphasis on skilful play and not brainless muscle, as found in international sports like Football(soccer), Rugby, Hockey etc. Basketball has spread around the world and is truly loved everywhere, even though it may not have supplanted the afore-mentioned sports.

These attributes, however, are what alienate brainless, know-nothing, ADD-wracked Americans who claim to be sports fans, making it only third in popularity in America, behind American Fatball and Boreball.

Hoops Kobe Bryant Cross-over Three-pointer Michael Jordan

Basketball is a high-scoring sport.
Kobe Bryant Michael Jordan hoops Ray Allen LeBron James

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When you spin a female on your penis, just how you would a basketball on your finger

She's so petite I bet you could basketball her.

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the best sport on earth for females

girls had to work twice as hard to have the WNBA

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Slang term for the word marijuana. Used commonly when a person wants to purchase some marijuana. Using these secret codes police officers cannot tap phones and capture the victims.

Tom: hey jeff do u wana play some basketball?
Jeff: yeah sure whats your jersey number?
Tom: 20

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