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basted- (verb) the act of getting gin bucket injected into your mouth by a turkey baster; usually results in getting wasted
1.)Tim brought the gin bucket and Kira got basted all night in the hot tub.
2.)I got basted last night, I am so hungover.
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A person, ususally a male that wears bulky glasses refered to as Bast Glasses and loves to show his Bast pride by wearing flamboyant neon jackets which are called Bast Jackets.
The official Bast website is Http://www.angelfire.com/scary/bast and i have found it very useful in my studies
1. Oh well ya bast!
2. My dad use to be a Bast but someone stole his glasses.
3. Man, that Bast is mugging me, i'm about to show him who's boss.
4. That Bast loves his bast jacket, he never leaves home without it.
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To artificially inseminate (as with a turkey baster).
"Wow! Did you hear about that chick who got basted by Clay Aiken?"
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When you're high and drunk. A hybrid of baked and wasted.
Dude. That purple haze and vodka combo got me totally basted.
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to Baste: the act or practice basting. One must awaken his lady from a deep sleep by ejaculating in, on, or around her eyes. When she has sleepily opened her eyes, you proceed to yell (at the top of your lungs) "BASTED BITCH!!!" At which point you slap her across the face. Job well done.
Example 1: Your lady has refused to perform any form of sexual act, and it's time she learned her lesson; baste the shit out of her.
Example 2: Man, last night was awesome, I totally got back at my lady by basting her out of a deep sleep.
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a girls face looks like she's had semen glazed over it
Guy 1: yo you see katie today looks like she and Bobby did work last weekend
Guy 2: yeah she looks strate basted
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Any situation in which a person recieves an item that they didn't want, but are forced to deal with. There are several varieties.
It originated from members of SWBGS dropping expensive and/or unwanted items onto unsuspecting victims shopping at supermarket checkouts.
ATM basting: When someone is withdrawing cash from an ATM, pressing the £200 button.
Supermarket basting: When someone leaves an inappropriate item on someones shopping at a supermarket checkout.
Eg, "You wanna baste that guy with these scottish biscuits?"
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