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The second greatest human in the world. His power almost equals with chief keefs power. He is a true glo boy.
Man Bastian Farivar Gazurek is a real champ today
Being ice cold from the three point line then claiming you’re one make away from catching fire, only to ultimately remain 0-10.
Person 1: If only I played well last night we would’ve won.
Person 2: Oh man, did you Joe Bastian it?
Person 1: Yup…
He's lost
Man, Nikolas Elias Timo-Bastian Ioannis Ionnis is really lost sometimes.
Hella hot dude who pulls lots of bitches
“Yo bro, you pull hella bitches, you must be Max Bastian.”
“Correct.”
Absolute geniuses. Smartest Kids in school also they are beautiful.
"You see the kids over there? Those are the Bastian And Maria og this school"
bastian is the cutest funniest smartest guys you could meet, he has pretty eyes and a pretty personality overall. You love the way he talks, smiles and looks you cant get over him because you get emotional and physically attached.
bastian is so good.
Bastian is the word for an ancient arabic sex toy that was made for women in the late 70's. It was specially made to mingle between the wrinkly lips of a womans private parts.
The archaeologist found an ancinet Bastian. Then he gave it to his wife.