Bird bathing

When a man washes or soaks his entire private area in a sink (usually a bathroom sink) in an attempt to get it clean. (This term was created and coined on the judges podcast - anchor.fm/the-judgies)

Josh started bird bathing after sex to clean up. He likes to cuddle afterward…

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salty bath

bathing in seminal fluid

Zeke loved the smell of semen. So he hired some guys to come to his house and masturbate on him while he was in the bathtub, taking a lovely salty bath.

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chippy bath

A fancy person's bum bath

No time for a shower better do a chippy bath so at least my junk smells good.

Bath Bub

A man named Liam who is constantly taking baths instead of showers

Person 1- Did you see that guy in the bath over there??
person 2- ya what a Bath bub

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berka bathing

swimming or sun bathing in shorts & baggy t shirt to conceal obesity.

male and female {though usually female}

mandy: i'm taking the kids swimming after school why don't you come too, be fun....they allow berka bathing.....i checked.

jane: berka bathing? what makes you think i berka bathe

mandy: erm, your 50 inch hips....

jane: 46 actually. ok i'll nip home and pick up my t shirt & shorts and meet you there.

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A.I.D.S. Bath

A hot tub, particularly one designated for public use.

Rob: "I was down stairs in the hotel pool and sat in the hot tub for awhile."
Mike: "Aww man, you were sitting in the A.I.D.S. bath?" "Gross!"

toaster bath

The act of committing suicide by electricuting yourself from using a toaster (or other household electrical device) whilst in the bath.

I'm so depressed I have an overwhelming desire to have a toaster bath

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