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dude 1: look! up in the sky, it's a bird.
dude 2: no! it's a plane.
dude 3: nah man, that's just alberto.
dude 1: what's an alberto?
dude 3: alberto is a flying hamster.
dude 2: you mean a hamster with wings?
dude 3: yes.
dude 1: but i didnt know hamsters can fly.
dude 3: that is because you are retarded.
dude 2: are there more of these "alberto"?
dude 3: nope, this is the only one left.
alberto: (flying in circles) squeak, squeak
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The name of a male who is laid back, funny, & smart. His hair is soft as a kittens coat, his eyes are like dark honey, and his skin like caramel. When the sun hits his face those eyes glow like stars in a night sky. He may come off as cold & quiet, but is secretly loving. He is a mysterious person, but he shows he cares. Comfort, Safeness, Warmth all felt in the arms of him. As you look into the eyes of this man, you get a feeling right in you're heart. You will never want that moment to end. Friends, lovers; I never knew what this feeling was. As time past as I began to realize, it is love. Scary as love can be, you begin to know. Just looking at him, talking & more. You find yourself in love with, Alberto.
" Amazing in his own way"
"Who are u talking about?"
" My Alberto"
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Alberto is an anti-social douchebag. He is reserved to himself and rarely ever opens up. On the good side, his humor is immaculate and people enjoy his company. He is a loving and caring dude when he wants to be. He's one of kind. He can be moody but that's what makes him special.
"wow! he's so bipolar"
"yep definitely an Alberto"
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Alberto is a tall Mexican man. Gets lot of girls, and knows the entire fucken city. He is very nice but can be an asshole at times. He’s very reckless and can be a little crazy but it’s okay, because he’s alberto what can we say. Whenever ur with him you’ll be safe. He’s got every thing under control. His body count is super high, he’s for the highway!
1 crazy and hyper person i have ever met.
my cousin, alberto, mexican/asain is so0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0 hyper because of too much sugar!
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The bastard that gives weird letters to girls
Hey Alberto that girl is hot don’t write her a letter you idiot!
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