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(v) The act of plopping ones exposed breasts on to a head or face.
"Ibuprofen? For a headache!? Honey, I just bean bag my man. It's a whole lot cheaper than all those pills."
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When someone places their scrotum on you
Hey when Tod was asleep last night I bean bagged him and he didn't even know
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A douchebag who happens to be Mexican/ a beaner.
That wannabe cholo is such a fucking bean bag.
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Verb.
When someone comes up to greet you, but instead of shaking your hand they grab your balls. Usually performed by very forward females or athletes.
"Hannah was so drunk last night she straight up bean-bagged me"
"A good bean-bagging is quite the treat!"
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when a girl places her clitoris on an unsuspecting, usually sleeping person.
claire passed out earl at the party so sara bean bagged her then punched her in the box.
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Can mean the person is being given a hard time.
Can mean someone has been rejected.
Can mean someone is ignoring someone.
Can infer position of power
I see your chick sent you to the bean-bag.
I gave that guy who asked me out the bean-bag.
I see your girlfriend is giving your the bean-bag treatment.
Im the one on the bean-bag in this situation.
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A state of catatonic pleasure often caused buy an intense period of sitting around doing fuck all, drinking Special brew. Shamians have trained for years to reach such a state, but "bean bag" is often aquired by homeless people in glasgow at least 16 times a day, untill they collapse
*A Hobo reaches "bean Bag" for the 7th time in one day*
Hobo 1"hooooo fuckin noooo way this is like a sack of dead unwanted kittens, but better cos theres no cats involved"
Hobo 2"indeed"
Hobo 1"yes, indeed"
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