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hey, show me your bearded clam. Do u have a bearded clam?
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fish scented dental floss
Stay away from the bearded clam.
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unshaved vulva that hides the wonderous vaginal opening
Her bearded clam was closed, but I pried it open with my fingers, transferred her love juices to the head of my dick, and gently began to slip it to her.
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a wild and hairy vagina
Kayla has vowed to have a bearded clam until she gets laid again.
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A slang word for the female genitalia.
With a great thrust I parted the thick roast beef curtains to behold a wondrous sight. There before me amidst a multitude of glimmering treasures in a magnificent glory all its own sat the fabled Bearded Clam, shining with a light one could only describe as righteous.
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Unshaven vagina
She had lost her razor awhile ago therefore her unshaven vagina had become a bearded clam.
Did you fuck that bird last night dude ?
No she had such a bearded clam
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