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Yes I wanna see my friends suffer cuz they drew my OC's naked
Friend 1:Look what I did!!!
Me:?
Friend 1:*show's nsfw of my oc's*
Me:*stares at him with my slipper ready*
Friend 1:*scoots away*
Me:LET ME BEAT UP YO ASS
Today is the day ladies! ATTENTION all young men & old men today you MUST let your Girlfriend beat YOUR ass !! NO hitting , fighting , breaking up , silent treatment , or shooting !
Girl : who is that ?
Him : bae idk what you talking about !
* girl thinks and remember that today is “national beat your boyfriend ass day *
Girl : that’s alright ima beat yo ass
* gf attacks bf *
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1. An expression a parent, guardian, or friend uses to tell another person to put down their furniture or there will be consequences
2. An expression people yell when somebody tries to hit them with their own furniture
1. John: *sees his child using a chair to charge at his older brother*
"Put my furniture back before I beat yo ass!!"
Child: Ok.
2. Fred: What do you have in your hand?
Justin: A treasure chest.
Fred: And what were you about to do with that treasure chest?
Justin: Hit you with it.
Fred: You know what you can do with that treasure chest?
Justin: What?
Fred: Nothing! Now put my furniture back before I beat yo ass!!!
Verb. In fantasy sports, to beat your opponent by 💯 points or more.
Your team sucks so I’m gonna Beat that Ass this week.
When someone is asking for an ass beating just so they can call the police and press charges
Dam don’t beat his ass he’ll just call police ignore him his a kamikaze ass beating
Guy 1: Did you get it in with that beat ass ho?
Guy 2: Yea you mean ms daisy right?