"What you doin tonight? "
"oh probably go hunt split tail beaver."
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When u give a person a bigger dab than they were expecting. Causing heavy coughing!
You just got beaver tailed! (Cough)
When you gotta poo and the poo is already coming out before you get to the toilet
shit, I gotta beaver tail! make way before i crap my pants!
Taking a big shit and letting it hang out your ass.
Let’s take a picture with a beaver tail
When a man transitions to be a woman, but wants to keep the balls. The dangly bits are known as the beaver-tail
Hey Mike, that chicks hot! But be sure to check for that beaver-tail!
When the toilet seat cover from a public bathroom sticks to your sweaty ass, and the middle part hangs down like a tail and slaps the logs as you stand up.
I need to go home and change. I just took a shit and when I stood up, the beaver tail dripped brown water all over my pants.
When a huge piece of shit hangs on your ass.
Dammit, I've got a beaver tail.