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Beaver Dam

When a man takes a dump in a urinal so large that it clogs it.

Yo, I feel bad for the poor sap that has to clean up that beaver dam that Tom left in the first floor bathroom.

by Acceleratedbeats December 13, 2003

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Beaver Dam

n: A large gathering of Lesbians

Guy 1: (standing in line at the bar) What is the hold up?
Guy 2: Oh, God! There's a beaver dam ahead!

by narwhalbattle February 27, 2011

8๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


beaver dam

the piece of skin between the vaginal opening and asshole

The woman's beaver dam is swollen from sexual intercourse.

by sara p January 18, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Beaver Dam

When someone intentionally or unintentionally prevents a woman from hooking up with or having sex with another person. The female equivalent of being "cock blocked".

I saw this really cute girl and my friend introduced me as her girlfriend when she meant her girl friend. She was a beaver dam.

by Tree303 November 10, 2013

4๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


beaver dam

when a room mate takes a crap and decides to leave a present for any unsuspecting suckers.

I left you a beaver dam. Have fun with that.

by JT October 4, 2004

8๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


Beaver Dam

To stop your friend from having sexual relations with an ugly chick!

Yo, Jackson, you have to make sure the beaver dam goes up if I get really drunk and want to fuck Sam!

by Jason Ho July 11, 2008

4๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


beaver dam

(noun)- A friend who acts as a buffer between you and an unattractive female (see: ugly ass bitch). Plural- beaver dams

(verb)- to block an unattractive female from hooking up with a friend upon his/her request. Past tense: -med

Damn, to keep that ugly drunk bitch from fucking me, I need my friend to be my beaver dam. (noun)

Was I just beaver dammed by that guy? (verb, past tense)

by A friend and his beaver dam November 29, 2007

5๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž