Beer

A object that is use when dad is on a couch watching a football game

DAD:i had a hard day at work

DAD:*yells at son* give me a beer

SON:are you sure why not take a break from beer

DAD:its the only thing that brings stress relief in my life

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Beer

A carmel colored liquid, used to lower ihibitions. Usually consumed in mass quantities, causing the consumer to vomit violently.

I saw this really hot chick, and was scared to talk to her. After a couple beers, i got up my nerve.

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Beer

Helping ugly people have sex since the 17 century.

John got laid last night because she had too many beers.

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Beer

1)An alcoholic drink that many people find appealing and tasty; myself, I can't stand the shit. Used to cause mild-extreme intoxication, ugly people to have sex, and white guys to dance, at least seemingly well. 2)A word used to describe a confusing/disturbing statement or situation:

Person 1: 'Dude, I scored tickets to the Britney Spears concert!!'

Person 2: 'Beer?'

(Say with Australian accent for best effect)

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Beer

The reason I wake up in the morning, and the reason i pass out at night.

STFU and drink some beer!!

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Beer

a Facebook code "I`m a woman that wishes she was single"

see Whisky
Gin
Tequila
Rum
Champagne
Redbull
Beer
Sprite

on facebook:
Sarah: Beer!
Jane: what does that mean?
Sarah: I'll explain later.
Richard: can you explain to me too?
Sarah: no, its an inside Girl thing.

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Beer

Also know as brew. A liquid more necessary than blood, makes everything more interesting and adds meaning to life.

Another shot, another beer is all that I have planned

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