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Throwing unrefined, wholewhweat flour into a sleeping victim's face so that they look like weavles are crawling all over them.
Since he hated bugs so much, once he passed out, he was in for a beetling.
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An act of futility/ derived from the unseen but refered-to character in Game of Thrones, Cousin Orson Lannister, who spends his time smashing beetles.
I appears that putting up 'No Smoking' signs is only smashing beetles ββ kuu, kuu.
The act of masturbating in the shower whilst laying on your back with your legs up resting against the shower screen or the tiles..
Dude i was doing the lady beetle in the shower last nite the warm water hitting me in the face made it easier for me to think of a fat slut giving me a golden shower while i was jerkin my dick..
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Terrible STD contracted commonly while having intercourse in Green Volkswagens. Upon contracting the βgreen beetleβ one can feel symptoms such as euphoria, pride then later cramping. Should colonization occur there may be extreme persistent itching, discharge, rash, oozing and stench.
Juan contracted a bad case of the green beetle.
When the male proceeds to insert his index and middle finger into a females butthole and his thumb into her snatch, resulting in a claw like grasp giving the male full control of the females body.
Dude, Tyrone totally just gave Mandy a beetle claw and there was nothing she could do to escape his grasp.
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A dong beetle is a man or woman who, like a dung beetle feeding almost exclusively on dung, feeds almost exclusively on cock - viz, by sucking it. It is thus a synonym for a penis-loving whore.
Jorge's mom is quite the dong beetle. She ate my rod up for five hours straight!
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Like the Darwin beetle, who tosses his mate out of the tree post coitus, mid climax a guy tosses his girl out of the bed loudly yelling "BEETLE FUCK!!"
I beetle fucked my girl doggie style and she flew ass over elbows onto the floor and I jumped right back in that shit.