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When a man receives a blow job from a female, is balls deep in her mouth and she belches, rattling your balls.
My girl was giving me head last night when I went balls deep and she gave me the Belgian Earthquake. My balls registered it a 10 on the Richter scale!
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Belgian's have large dicks. Also known as the Belgian Frite and The Belgian Endownment. Also the reason the French hate us.
Person- I am Belgian. My penis is 8.5in long.
Person two- Oh you must have the belgian gift!
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while receiving a blowjob, the male pulls the excess flesh from his nutsack and wraps it around the girls chin, hence, creating the belgian chinstrap
Me and that girl from the bar got freaky last night and I gave her a Belgian Chinstrap
Brave Belgian
A Brave Belgian, is essentially, anyone who is brave and/or Belgian.
The term was coined by Sir Alastair The Brave on the sixth of April 2015.
The immense success of the term and its usage even got it its own facebook page, among various other forms of media.
The Brave Belgians typically reside in grand houses, making memes while good looking females cook food and wash the dishes.
1. Oh man, I wish I could be as brave as those Brave Belgians.
2. The best memers are definitely those Brave Belgians
- Wow this French fries taste fantastic!
- of course you tourist! That's belgian fries.
A sexual act in which one deficates onto the chest of thier partner. So named for it's resemblance in color to Belgian chocolate and the body heat of the "depositor".
Man, that girl was a freak! She wanted me to give her a Dirty Sanchez and a Belgian Steamer!
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Sexual special-move performed by a male. Involves pre-jacking, unbeknownst to the receiver- preferably in another room. The aim is to ejaculate on the receiver or their belongings before they know what's happening. Proper execution requires even amounts of skill, patience, concentration and stealth.
Subject A is reading a book outside.
Subject B notices from inside and commences pre-jacking.
Once Subject B is about to ejaculate, he quickly and quietly moves toward Subject A and unleashes the Belgian bullet.
Subject A never gets to find out what happened on page 156, and upon returning to the library is forced to pay a fine.
Subject B, victorious, begins the search for a new partner.
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