bella swan

a stupid slut who is way out of her league and doesn't deserve Jacob, even though she breaks his heart. i personally wish Victoria just slaughtered her.

Bella Swan needs to be killed by someone already.

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Bella Swan Complex

When you know someone is detrimental to be around but you hang around them anyways. Derived from Bella Swan in Twilight, who gets together with Edward Cullen even though he tells her constantly that he could kill her.

Person A: He's such a jerk. Why do you hang around him?

Person B: I don't know.

Person A (to Person C): Person A has such a Bella Swan Complex!

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bella swan situation

When someone is put in the situation of choosing between two things, when both are tempting in their own ways.

Referring to the character, Bella Swan and her situation in the twilight series where she has to pick between Edward and Jacob.

Mom: Do you want chocolate or vanilla?
Kid: man, Im stuck in a bella swan situation.

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Bella Cullen/Swan

A whiny teenager that's stupid enough to let a vampire fall in love with her, then fuck her and make her pregnant with his freaky spawn. I mean, how the hell can he have sperm if his body is frozen in time!

Bella Cullen/Swan is the main female character in the Twilight saga.

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