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1. (slang) Donald Trump, American business magnate and showcase for the merits of unashamed baldness.
2. (British slang) the glans, head or foreskin of a human penis, so-called for its bell-like shape.
Sense 1: "Following the re-invention of The Apprentice as a political advertisement, the opinion polls predicted a landslide majority for President Bellend."
"Willison Knife Razors. You know it makes sense: just ask Bellend Trump!"
Sense 2: "His hotspot is his bellend: once I touch him there, that's it. Immediate trigger for a crymax."
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someone is being an utter prick and needs a slap
when someone keeps throwing eggs at your head, they are being a bellend
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A device built in to a geezers spunk trunk to stop his hand flying off the end whilst getting "pointey toed".
johnathon beeching has a bellend so tiny his hand always flies off explaining his black eye the other day.
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The ability to continuously post on twitter with countless spelling mistakes, to the point that your followers do the same.
Dave's got a case of Bellenditis by the looks of his latest tweets
1) The bulbous tip of a penis; 2) A person whose charachter reflects that of said tip of penis (ie one is a bellend, one is being a bellend) ; 3) the most accurate description of Lewis Summerscales, Poole, Dorset
"Lewis, you are a complete bellend. And your mum."
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Plural form of bellend
The head of one's penis. So called because it is somewhat shaped like a bell's end.
God, you are all a bunch of bellends!
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