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my man. no i’m not delulu. he is my husband my bestie he is meant for me and i am meant for him. we are linked together forever😻 (follow me on tiktok judelovesmee)
jude victor william bellinghams wife is judelovesmee on tiktok
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A player who playes for Real Madrid and scores only tap ins. His brainless fans say he is a midfielder but in reality he is a shadow striker as he camps in the opposition penalty box for 90 minutes to score tap ins. He can neither control the game like a real midfielder nor does he have the technical ability to be silky smooth on the ball yet Madridistas have the audacity to compare him to a real midfielder like Pedri. The only reason he is compared to pure midfielders like Pedri is because of Madrid and English PR.
person 1: bellingham just scored another winner which helped madrid scrape a 2-1 win
person 2: it was a tapin bro he will never be as good as pedri
A terrible footballer who has the highest PR in world football because he plays for Real Madrid. Only known for playing as a striker and scoring tapins even though his "supposed" role is a midfielder
"Yo Matt, did you see Jewd Bellingham's goal against city yesterday?"
"Yes and it was another tap in as usual
A Haiden Bellingham Is a word to describe someone with either all known STDs, is a confirmed pedo, is gay, or all of the above
Also known as a Cowboyking20
Bro you are being such a Haiden Bellingham rn
Dude what are you, a Cowboyking20
Bellingham MA - The place where the children are more mature than the adults and everyone's nicotine addiction runs stronger than the education system. Don't say literally anything if you don't want every single fucking person to know - However your more likely to have an issue with the teachers and the moms than you are with other students.
If your craving nic don't worry - just walk into any bathroom in the high school and you will be provided.
If your mother is any of those fucking facebook group chats YOUR LIFE IS OVER - they are the most gossipy little fucks you've ever met in your entire life.
and the sports suck
Brief history of Bellingham MA
1719- foundation (the founders probably didn't think it would turn into a literal portal to hell)
2015- A teacher fucks a student on HER DESK
2016- A science teacher LITERARLY BLOWS UP THE PRINCIPLES CAR
2017- A teacher gets arrested for filming students shitting (he had years of photos in his phone)
2022- We can no longer shit in peace and must be monitored
Alternative term for residents of Bellingham, Washington, used exclusively by people who hate small creatures and also joy. The correct term being bellinghamsters.
Q: What do you call people from Bellingham? Bellinghamites? Bellinghamers?
A: No, we're Bellinghamsters!
The most overrated player of all time, survived purely because of horny fangirls (one of them being Gareth Southgate). A little known fact is that he has superpowers! He can disappear for up to 90 minutes and has demonstrated this power many times like in the Euro 2024 final against Spain.
"Jude Bellingham was on the pitch???"
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