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The single greatest ten-pin bowler of the modern day, known for revolutionizing the sport of bowling using his controversial two hand, no thumb approach that garners more power. Is the only PBA player to have won three major championships in a year and third in most major titles won at 9, and is poised to win many more. Also collaborated with Dude Perfect in "Bowling Trick Shots"
A: Who won the USBC Mazters this year?
B: Jason Belmonte. Again. For the 4th time within 5 years.
A: Thats the greatest bowler in the world for you.
The Belmont Transfer is a sexual move named after the Belmont "L" train station on the north side of Chicago that has a free transfer between the Red and Brown lines. It is a metaphor for switching from vaginal sex to anal sex, also known as "switching from the Red line to the Brown line."
Matt: "I took home some random girl from the bar last night"
Sean: "Nice! Did you pull the Belmont Transfer?"
Matt: "Damn straight kid!"
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A brand of Canadian cigarette prod. by B&H. Popular among Canadian smokers age 16-29. Popularized by raver kids in the '90s. Often closely associated w/recreational drug use, ie. is most popular among young Canadian drunks, stoners, cokeheads etc.
TOXIC EMISSIONS (king-size): Tar 11-26 mg, Nicotine 1.0-2.4 mg, Formaldehyde 0.057-0.14 mg, Hydrogen cyanide 0.10-0.22 mg, Benzene 0.028-0.067 mg.
Slated for discontinuation early '07, likely for several reasons. (1)New Canadian tobacco laws prohibiting the use of 'light' or 'mild' on tobacco packaging; (2)relatively low sales; related to (3)declining numbers of young smokers in Canada.
Belmont enthusiasts aren't the only ones getting screwed over. Taxes on tobacco are used to finance healthcare services that Canadians take for granted. By legislating against tobacco, Canadian politicians are contributing to the decline of Canadian hospitals and medical services.
You: "Have you heard, they're discontinuing Belmont Milds."
Me: "I know, fuck the Canadian government, I'm moving to Amsterdam."
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Belmont Milds, now just referred to as Belmont(s) by smokers due to government regulations prohibiting the use of phrases like "light and Mild" on Tobacco Cigarette products are a brand of premium Canadian Tobacco Cigarette. Despite initial reports and rumors from smokers that Belmonts would be discontinued this never occurred. This may be attributed to the fact that this brand and Canadian Tobacco Industry once again saw a resurgence of popular youth smokers within the "hipster" and "party crowd" in Canada. Also that Benson & Hedges a British company that manufactures Belmont Cigarette may have felt they would lose a large market share of Canadian Tobacco Cigarette smokers to other Canadian brands as it's there only Canadian Cigarette brand.
Made with a Charcoal Filter if you open the filter of a Belmont you would find small fragments of Charcoal which gives the Cigarette an unique taste by removing certain impurities (Some smokers may say this is just an attempt to overlay bad Tobacco).
Consumer "I'd like a pack of Belmont Milds Kingsize please"
Shopkeep "That would be $12.50"
Consumer "Fuck"
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A clan that hunts all things that prowl in the night. Most famous for slaying Count Dracula, evil vampire lord.
The Belmont Family battle Count Dracula every 100 years.
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The third race in the Triple Crown. It is held at Belmont Park in New York. This is the longest race in the Triple Crown, as it is 1 1/2 miles, and it can make or break a Triple Crown champion.
The most impressive running of the Belmont Stakes was in 1973 when Secretariat won by an astounding 31 lengths and set the still-standing world record of 2:24 for a mile and a half.
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A liberal hippie school in Nashville, TN conveniently disguised as a fundamentalist Christian institution.
The school is overall a blast. Academics are easy, easy, easy. Profs are great. Fundamentalist Christians make up less than 10% of the student body. Most of the students are either Taylor Swift-wannabes or HUGE liberals even though homosexuality is against school rules.
Belmont University: a school of contradiction.
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