benches

similar to "bless you" but for coughing

*cough attack* "benches"

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Benched

A person goes behind your legs, on their knees, whilst another person pushes you from the front and you fall back.

"OOH EMILY GOT BENCHED ON CONCRETE!!"
"Holy shit! There's blood!"

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Benched

To be raped in a violent or agressive way.
Usaully used for soft language so you don't have to say rape.

"Did you hear what happened to Haley?"
"Yeah, she got benched."

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bench

The combination of a bitch and a wench. Used for emphasis, being that it puts two words of equal meaning together. Could possibly be used as a euphemism.

Bitch + Wench = Bench

Shut up you stupid bench.

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bench

Bench can be swapped for the word bitch and vice versa.

Benches is the name for a group of totally epic people.

Your such a bench Holly Stallard!

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bench

a combination of either wood or steel, it can also be made out of cement, shaped like a long chair with low back support. these are meant for people to sit on and can be found near, around, or inside most public places. most benches are strong enough to support the weight of the fatest person in the world.(well maybe not that strong)

me: whats the difference between a bench and a mexican?
kid: i dunno
me: a bench can support a family
kid: (ROFL)

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on the bench

Common jargon used in the IT industry to describe programmers waiting between jobs.

After leaving Syntel, Santosh went nearly mental sitting on the bench for months before he found a job at Macrosoft.

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