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Bennett is a 17 year old white boy that thinks he is black. He is best known for the text messages he exchanges with his cousin David (AKA Mac Lethal ). They showcase Bennett's "unique" view of the world and cover a wide range of topics ranging from joining the Illuminati to what to do after clogging the toilet at a hot girl's house.
Actual conversation:
Bennett: have u ever seen wheal of fortune? it a show with this blond hoe who turn letters for you and u try and win da trophy... ?
David: Yes Bennett, I've seen that show.
Bennet: well IM watching it right now and da unsolved puzzle says HA HA AIDS
David: Don't you have to work tonight?
Bennett: i got fired nigga
This Bennett kid is a real life Malibu's Most Wanted.
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A middle class Yorkshire term for a Vampire.
That Dracula is a right Bennett aint he.
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Bennettes the quitest guy you can ever meet, hes also one of the cutest guys on earth, he usually has more then one girlfriend, He can smile and make girls fall. His favorite colors blue and usually has a sibling or more.He likes both guys and girls but leans more towards straight then bi.
Bennettes girlfriends are the prettist girls ever
Isnt bennette so hot?
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he is normally very single, gets his heart broken. one day he'll find someone with the same value as him. soccer legend
A unit of measure for temperature that is dependent upon geographical location. Southern California is the base for a Bennett. It is similar to Celsius or Fahrenheit, but takes location into consideration.
“Hey, what’s the freezing temperature in New York?”
“It’s 1.07 Bennett. Still better than 0.8 Bennett down in Panama City!”
A human who has fused with the Primordial Shell and has ascended to the Apex of human life. A true God amongst men, the sole proprietor of the Truth and Sex and is secretly a fuckdemon in disguise hahahahhaha!!!!1!!!!
Guess what??
Chicken Butt
Ah you got me, classic bennett
Bennett can be a very annoying person or a very nice person at points he can be untrustworthy because he tells everyone your secrets but he also can stand up for you in a tough situation, he also helps you with love even if he has a crush on you or had one, he can help you with school or work because he is very intelligent and he can be very helpful if you are struggling with asking people about things but at points he tells perverted jokes but he is funny, helpful, annoying, fun, and weird
Bennett is annoying, he told everyone my deepest secret