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berkley and jensen

to give a blow job a dozen times in or around the premises of a BJ's Wholesale store. Can also be stated as "berkley his/my/your jensen"

John: gurl you best be giving me some berkley and jensen soon
Jane: hm, i do need to buy cereal in excessive amounts
John: word

by aanonymouspseudonymm May 2, 2011

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berkley high school

this school is filled with white kids that think they’re ghetto and hookers, most of the women there have a body count higher than ted bundies and the bathrooms have more fiends in them than a bathroom on the east side of detroit that a meth dealer is locked inside of, and all the meth heads can smell him so they just bombard him

damn you go to berkley? i heard mfs that go there fuck dogs, must suck. “berkley high school” is a garbage fire of ghetto kids and white bitches

by lucky313 October 16, 2021

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somerset berkley raiders

A school where the kids are dressed quite well. They are all one big family at the end of the day, especially when it comes to athletics. Somerset and Berkley have given birth to many famous athletes such as Tony Gaffney, Jerry Remmy, and more. SB Raiders are competitive and once they talk shit, they always back it up at the end. Expect any away game to have stands filled with SB fans and supporters. Their biggest rival are the Case Cardinals, Swansea. They have been rivals for about 45 years or more. They are famous for quotes such as , "bleed blue", "raider nation", "raider family". Watch out for the Raiders, they never give up, and never fail to brag about their tremendous wins.

"We are Raiders", "Blue and White lets fight", "I have two families, my family at home and my Raider Family" "We are Somerset Berkley Raiders"

by Lady Raider November 29, 2013

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Berkley Girl Diet

The Berkley girl diet, also abbreviated under the acronym "BGD", is a nutrition plan typical of a girl who resides in Berkley, MI or went to Berkley High School. The diet consists of a 10 or 20 MG Adderall, Starbucks espresso or tea drink in the morning, and a Marlbolo Red or American Spirit. In the afternoon or evening, instead of a Starbucks drink - it's replaced with none other than Taco Bell. This diet plan, although incredibly unhealthy, keeps these Berkley girls alive as it runs through their veins on a pretty consistent basis. It's most common for the girls that party heavily and want to be able to stay alert (and curb their appetite) for the rest of their day.

"Hey are you coming to Austin's pregame or are you gonna just meet us at the bar?"

"IDK I didn't really have time to eat but I'll just bgd and rally I guess. I'll meet you guys at Austin's eta 10"

"You guys wanna grab food?"
"Well, I did the Berkley girl diet earlier so I'm not all that hungry, but I'll go with you guys for the company."

by PhilDonahue December 9, 2018


somerset berkley high school

the school is super nice but everyone in it is ugly. the teachers are somewhat okay and the sports team is pretty good but everything else sucks. people will randomly get mullets idk it’s weird.

wow somerset berkley high school smells sour like funky.

by sourlikefunky May 20, 2021

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berkley highschool

bunch of pedos feminists and retardes. lots of emo bitches. rich kids. smokers. then theres some very hot men. big titty women. thick thighs. fat bitches(ew). yummy white girls. random seniors that be dating sophomores. attention seeking white girls.

berkley highschool momma momma momma mommma.

by realisthomophobe February 11, 2022


Limiske .J. Berkley

De Baddest.

Y’all know that Limiske .J. Berkley AKA Miske is DE BADDEST of all times.

by November 24, 2021