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verb: to flail, squee, generally get excited by anything adam lambert does, wears, sings, is around.
omg adam lambert is at the party!" "time to bert!
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Similar to Rinsed; it describes someone who has just been made to look like a fool. This can be for many reasons, such as of losing an argument, not coming up with a good comeback to an insult, losing a competitive game or generally messing up.
Its thought that its usage comes from the well-known wit of Chris Lambert, a CBBC host in the early 90's famous for his put-downs.
'Your mum's a slag!'
-No response
'Dude, that guy totally berted you'
'I lost at one touch one bounce'
'Yeah, you were berted pretty bad'
'Take one step closer and I will bert you'
'Its a fine line between looking cool and looking as if you've been berted'
'I dont like your friends- they kept berting me.'
'Bert you!'
'Bert off!'
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I mean, come on, BERT and ERNIE have been living together since 1969. Something is up.
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A random dude who remains nameless to you, usually at a party or other gathering.
Yo Bert, is that your half-empty beer?
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When posting an embarrasing picture of friends with Bert (photoshopped) on social networks. Getting berted is usually meant as a joke from one friend to another.
You got berted.
Omg, she SO got berted on facebook!
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A way of dancing, Twirl your hand and the opposite foot in a counter-clock wise movement of circular motion. while standing on one foot.
Dude, I can't dance good all I know is The Bert. Its funny, but not that cool at all.
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Someone who got insulted by the nerdiest kid around.
The insult is usually witty/nerdy, referencing nerdy subjects, but also including a powerful put-down
Berted
Guy #1- Dude, youre such a nerd
The 'Bert'- At least Star Trek will last forever in peoples memories, whilst your pathetic life will wither away to an alcoholic daze of prostitution.
Guy #3 - Ohhhh! You SO got Berted!
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