betty crocker supreme

when a girl give you bad sex, for seconds you stick your dick in cake batter and fuck her again hopefully giving her yeast infection.

max: that bitch gave me bad sex so i gave so i gave her the good old fashioned betty crocker supreme.

stephen: nice dude! did she get yeast infection?

max: i don't know i snuck out of her house after she fell asleep.

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betty crocker that bitch

to cum on a girls stomach and let the sheet stick to her. then when she wakes up in the morning, she appears to be wearing an apron... particularly good if she makes you breakfast after.

i'm totally going to betty crocker that bitch. and tomorrow, those pancakes better be damn good.

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betty crocker fuck muscle

A very large phallice

"You know what I heard? I heard that if I pumped your paternal cool whip into a toilet with my maternal stank stream then stirred it around with your BETTY CROCKER FUCK MUSCLE I can close the lid then three days later a fuckin baby would crawl out. Then my life would finally be complete."

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Bake like Betty Crocker

A way of expressing that you can smoke marijuana at a superior level than the average population.

Jim: Do you smoke weed?
Tom: Yeah man; I bake like Betty Crocker.

or
As adjective

Jim: What are you up to?
Tom: Nothing, watching movies; I'm already baked like Betty Crocker

betty crocker dat hoe

when you ejaculate on a girls stomach while she's sleeping, then put a sheet on her so when she stands up the sheet sticks therefore making her look like she has an apron.

Man, I'm gonna betty crocker dat hoe so when she wakes up she'll be ready to make me a grilled cheese sandwich!

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betty crocker brownie delight

A sexual act that starts with the man taking a shit on the women's breats, then he smashes the boobs together followed by the routine of tittie fucking. After he finishes he then eats the left-overs

Holy shit that was the best tasting Betty Crocker Brownie Delight i ever tasted!

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Betty crockers moist chocolate cake

Something really fucked up you don't wanna no or you will end up committing suicide ten times over I mean fuck it's really fucking terriable. 🤢🤢🤢🤢😩😫😤😶

Betty crockers moist chocolate cake will become Betty crockers moist chocolate cake