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Beverly, she is the best at everything! She is beautiful , with brown eyes, and brown hair!! She is gorgeous! But, there’s a little flaw. She is such a prude! She is basically Mary Poppins! She’s a killjoy! She’s a meddler! Do not let a Beverly know anything about you that you don’t want anyone else to know! She’s a gossiper! She is a fantastic decorator, but not so fantastic when it comes to the bedroom. (Whomp Whomp)
Just look at Beverly! She’s absolutely gorgeous! To bad she’s a prude in the bed.
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Man, she was a Beverly for sure, she yelled at us for driving with our sunroof open
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Beverly is an individual who likes poop quirks. Whether it be diarrhoea spray in her partners mouth or a girthy log straight into the other sex partners anal cavity, poop kinks has the heart of a Beverly. Above all, she deeply desires feces as a hearty meal. Mouldy gorilla poo and cat piss with some Montreal steak spice ground in a blender is her favourite way to start off a great day. After she digests these beautiful nutrients, it’s time for a bowel movement. That means it’s feeding time for her partners. Beverly’s like to shit out her meal in a semi-automatic motion into the nostrils of a partner, leaving a candle-in-a-room style of aroma for her “victim”. After providing this beautiful performance, Beverly gets quite horny and begins to squirt down her other partners throat. He swallows, begins to digest, but after a short while just throw it up back into Beverly’s butthole. This is quite the operation however, so the end of a funnel must be forcefully jammed into Beverly’s asshole. With a wide funnel giving an excellent departure point for the re-used squirt, Beverly’s legs begin to tremble as the liquid gushes into her cavity. Beverly proceeds to undergo a slow death due to a severe yeast infection.
I shat out my expired taco time into Beverly’s rotten mouth
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A city in Essex County, Massachusetts, United States where most of the teenager population ranging from 13-17 are either gay or bisexual. Unfortunately the girls from Beverly can’t get with any of the teen guys because there all gay or bisexual so they have to resort to other guys in different towns.
“What town are you from?”
“I’m from Beverly.”
“Wow, you must be pretty gay.”
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noun
1. A female, known by the scientific name, Squares Homo Sapien Nagusmaximus Stupid Bitch Cuntface, the Beverly gravitates to people that support their ideals, opinions, need for attention, feelings, etc. Rarely burdend by livelihood threatening challenges, or any experience other than what she reads, & assumes/wishes is factual from "credible" sources - the Beverly can almost always be found shopping, drinking, doing yoga, children's events, bitching over their $14 wine about equal pay, while sucking the will to live from their baby daddys.
For mating & breeding purposes the more attractive Beverly’s are typically protected, by louder, starvation resistant, & Betabitch-Beverlys police officers, & Melvins. Despite their laughable appearance, & size - staring at a single Beverly in a way they define as harmful may cause you to be labeled a misogynist racist, and lead to your arrest, rape charges!
Adj
1) An annoying, privileged but mindful, nobody, soccer mom, opinionated, irrational, (but well referenced), bitch of any bullshit ideological fixation.
Hey! Watch out for that pack of Beverly’s, If one of those stupid bitches sucks you in, you'll be paying child support, and sponsoring her Bumble hookups after a bad, but obviously imminent divorce bro... You should probably just choose to be gay and not reproduce them. It's better for life in the Cosmos in the end...
Beverly is such a great liar! She has everyone eating out of her hands!
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a low life cunt who drinks alot and doesnt give a crap about her kids or life. she drinks all the time and cant be sober for more than 24 hours.
yo!!!! my Beverly doent like me, she always leaving.
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Having a beer and a hug
"Bev" = Drink/Beer
Usually used after a disagreement or to make someone feel better.
Ok, lets move on. Lets meet up for a Beverly and we are all good.