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A name to call people if they are bald
Elon: You're Jeff Bezos
Bill: Aw man!
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An example of a financially rich person who got too much time in their hands and less-than-average care and salaries for their workers, they are mostly corrupted bastards who exploit people by using outdated or redundant memes, often making one themselves, and has flown to outer space at least once.
Jeff Bezos is an absolutely greedy asshole, fuck him and his shitty company.
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CEO, entrepreneur
Born in 1964
Jeffrey
Jeffrey Bezos
CEO, entrepreneur
Born in 1964
Jeffrey
Jeffrey Bezos
Come on, Jeffrey, you can do it
Pave the way, put your back into it
Tell us why, show us how
Look at where you came from, look at you now
Zuckerberg and Gates and Buffet
Amateurs, can fucking suck it
Fuck their wives, drink their blood
Come on, Jeff, get 'em!
Aaaah!
lol i love bo burnham bezos i
The amount of money Jeff Bezos makes in a second
Guy 1:Yooooo how much that new whip cost you?
Guy 2: This shit cost me a whole Bezos Second!!
A derogatory term used for wage slaves.
"Dude I work forty hours a week this job is so hard."
"Shut up and get your Bezos Bucks whitey!"
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the outcome if oprah winferey had sex with sonic the hedgehog also someone who d-rides cChanges a pro gamer
Alex is such a BeZo oB just look at is face gross
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An adjective coined by Brandon to describe something that’s ample, efficient, useful or of exceptional quality by relating it to the prolific CEO of Amazon and the success that can be attributed to him.
“bro look at this”
“dude that’s pretty jeff bezos”
“wtf did you just say?”
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